Sigh,... o.k., ya got me. I love speaking in tongues, breeding my pet snapping turtles, and staring. I think that womens basketball should raise the rim to 11 feet. I think Toss Across should be an Olympic sport. I believe JFK shot himself. Often, I swerve toward squirrels when I'm driving down the road. I only like women with neck tattoos, or those who wear sandals with obvious toe nail fungus, no others can be trusted.